This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
About Me
- Kathleen
- ~ :Kathleen Lee | Nineteen | Illinois | Mommy | Gamer: ~.
Hello There, The majority of my blogs consist of Tattoos, Bands, Coffee, Boys, Video games, and other things that catch my eye. Just so you know I do post how I feel at current times.
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